that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.
sayaka x leon gets called;
what do we do? they ask themselves
kick him. they say