Anonymous said: i love u dildo guy. im your fan

grawly:

those tweets were from march of last year and I still get asks about this i thought people would move on within a week but at this rate im going to be in my 40s with a husband and children and one night im going to hear the doorbell go off and when i open it they just go “are you the dildo guy”

Anonymous said: Do you have pics of you being fucked?

raisa-allin:

we live under a fascist capitalist patriarchal regime. all of my pics r of me getting fucked… by the system

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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